Amy Childs ignites TOWIE row

Amy Childs has started a row today by writing in her New Magazine column that viewers have "had enough" of Mario Falcone and Lucy Mecklenburgh's relationship on TOWIE.

We've had enough hunnay.

Mario hit back on Twitter saying: 

"According to a former Towie cast member some of us have run out of story lines... Think that certain airhead has run out of products to...

bring out after her piece of rubbish programme fell flat on its face... Yes it was all about you and yes it was crap!!" (sic)

What you sayin'?

Oooo...


Well, to be fair, I think Mario has a point.


Amy also wrote in her column that Chloe Sims and Lauren Pope have "run out of stories" hinting that they could be getting the chop from the next series.

As if they'll axe us party animals?

As Cheryl Cole once said (with reference to Cher Lloyd):

"Be careful who you kick on your way up, they kick you twice as hard on your way back down..."

In other words I think Amy should remember that if it wasn't for TOWIE none of us would know who she was. And as her show It's All About Amy didn't exactly sky-rocket in the ratings department, she might have to send the TOWIE producers her CV again soon...

Oh, and talking of TOWIE, I see Chloe Sims has a book coming out called The Only Way Is Up - My Story. If it's going to be all about boob jobs, botox and bum jobs I think I might have to give that one a miss though (bit squeamish). 

No offence Chlo'.

Police called after Jasmine threatens Rhian

Ex Celebrity Big Brother housemate Jasmine Lennard has been causing nothing but drama since she left the Big Brother house two weeks ago. 

'Queen of the Damned' (her words, not mine)

Getting into Twitter scraps with other celebrities (well, Kerry Katona), confessing that Simon Cowell is still the "love of her life" and more recently using threatening behaviour towards Rhian Sugden which resulted in police being called.

I know I was not exactly raving about Rhian and Danica in my last post but I am definitely on their side in this latest battle!

Apparently earlier in the week, Rhian had tweeted an old photo of Jasmine posing for a naked photo shoot. 

Pay-back time.

The picture, according to Jasmine, was private and the only people who had copies were her and her management so she reckoned someone had hacked into her computer to get them (would Rhian know how to do this, really?).

So extra security was called to the Celebrity Big Brother final last night after Jasmine had tweeted Rhian saying:

"I sincerely doubt @Rhianmarie will be "smirking" tonight. Let's see how brave barbie is without her gang of pg 3 whores behind her. 

If i was @Rhianmarie i would be afraid. VERY afraid right now."

Nice!

Surprised Jasmine didn't play human dominoes.

I understand that Jasmine didn't like these girls, for whatever reason, but the constant tweeting about 'barbie' and 'danica whore' is getting a bit boring now isn't it?

She's a model (who's done topless, and seemingly naked, shoots) who became famous after having an affair with Simon Cowell behind his girlfriend's back.

Is that the kinda person who can really preach to Rhian and Danica?!

Think she needs to build a bridge and get over it!

Wise words nana.

Former Big Brother housemates bare all

I guess it's hardly surprising that soon after leaving the Big Brother House the two glamour models Rhian Sugden and Danica Thrall have done a raunchy photo shoot together. (FYI this is the only pic I could really safely publish. Don't want people getting the wrong idea about my website...)

Breast friends.

I know this is what these girls do for a living so it was inevitable that they would do a shoot together but considering they both went into the house to try and 'change the public's opinion of them' surely doing this kinda thing isn't going to help their desired perception?

What do you think?

Meanwhile someone really should have told Nicola McLean her top was see-through before she ventured out in this outfit last night.

Nippy.

But check out this smart little boy...!!

No more skanky Frankie.

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Aww The Bachelor finally picks his girl! ... Or not

I know that some (ok, all) reality TV shows are set-up purely for our entertainment and they're not exactly true to life but I'm a little upset that my favourite (#cringeattack) one of all The Bachelor has come out to be totally fake.

Dirty, rotten liars.

Well, so I've heard anyway... The first clue was the rumour I heard right back when the show started that Spencer Matthews was in fact still with his ex Louise Thompson throughout the entire filming.

When Louise was angrily tweeted about his antics on the show (see earlier blog-post) I guess this was all done with the aim to dispel these rumours and obviously to give people (like me) something to talk about.

Then in the final episode last week when most viewers were expecting Spencer to pick Tabby Richards (who we could see fitting perfectly well into Made in Chelsea) to be the winner, he went and picked kiss-and-tell-girl Khloe Evans (definitely more of a candidate for Geordie Shore).

I guess in hindsight this was done to create more of a drama but apparently Spencer and Khloe 'split up' just hours after filming finished.

And then these pictures emerged of Khloe canoodling with TOWIE's Tom Pearce!

It'll be interesting to see if there's any attempt from Spencer to explain himself when Made in Chelsea starts again next month.

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