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Here are my opinions on all the latest goings-on within the fascinating world of the rich and famous, or more often, that of the z-list wannabes. My love of reality TV and all things celebrity fuel this page and I invite comments from any fellow ‘trash-tv’ enthusiasts! Enjoy.

Tuesday 31 July 2012

Celebs support Tom Daley after twitter abuse scandal

After Tom Daley missed out on an Olympic medal in yesterday's synchronised diving event, the country went mad as a vile twitter user told Tom he'd let his dad down.


Celebs have taken to twitter to show their support for Tom:

Ferne Cotton-
"It is unreal that anyone would
send abusive tweets to our 
athletes. Theyve worked so
hard and deserve our support!
#GOteamGB "









Alan Sugar-
"Well done to the police a 17 year old arrested for foul mouth abuse on twitter to Olympic diver Tom Daley."





Dan Wootton-
"I hope @TomDaley1994 ignores that idiot and knows the entire country is behind him. #olympics"





Katie Piper-
"I'm really pleased 2 see the man that sent abusive tweets 2 TomDaley has been arrested. Great example that u should think before you tweet." 










And Maria Fowler's even started a twitter petition or 'Twitition' to remove internet 'trolls' from Twitter.


"Everyone sign my twitition - Target the Trolls:http://twitition.com Retweet Pls"




Saturday 28 July 2012

Ding dong the witch is... Evicted

Finally the evil Caroline was evicted from Big Brother last night to a chorus of boos.

Caroline, who was (apparently) over the moon to be out, left the remaining housemates with cupboards full of nothing but chocolate after she'd sabotaged this week's shopping budget in a hilarious prank.

I wonder how her hair would look if she used the brush...

I can't help thinking Caroline will regret her b*tching and backstabbing when she watches the show back, I mean it can't have been pleasant coming out to that horrendous reception?

Meanwhile ex-housemate Victoria (remember, the 'mature' lady evicted in week one?) has tweeted her feelings towards Caroline...

@VictoriaEiserma "I never knew my nic name on bb was sponge?! Well yours is super bitch Caroline!!"

Followed by evictee Lauren:

@Lauren_Carre "well said vic!"

@VictoriaEiserma "I can't stand her lauren! Was proud when u confronted her, she's pathetic and couldnt even answer u! X" 

(sic)

Meow!

Lauren has also been tweeting Kirk Norcross again! I wanna know what is going on with him and Jodie Marsh because it's all gone verrrrrry quiet on the twitter front.

@kirk_official "Get the pleasure of meeting the lovely @Lauren_Carre AGAIN at @sugarhut tonight! Woop Woop ;-)"

@Lauren_Carre "@kirk_official @sugarhut can't wait :)"

@kirk_official "@Lauren_Carre @sugarhut xx"

Naked photo-shoot of these two next week?

And The Bachelor is certainly hotting up...

My favourite reality show is getting better every episode!!

Will you accept this rose?

Last night we saw a row between Khloe and Tabby with Khloe shouting:

"I've seen fake tits that are more real than you!!"

Classic.

It's battle of the blondes.



Thursday 26 July 2012

Heartache for Edward and Bella?

Ok, so I know we're not exactly on reality TV or z-list territory here, but, I'm really quite perturbed by the recent news of Kristen Stewart cheating on Robert Pattinson!

Busted.

Yes, I'm a Twilight nerd. I love all the films and I'm going nuts with excitement over the forth-coming final instalment (!) but what makes the films that extra bit special is that the viewers know the passion and adoration between Edward and Bella is not just good acting as they are a real-life couple.

So I find the news that Kristen has been unfaithful quite hard to accept! Because it's not just some celebrity couple that are going through difficulties, but Edward and Bella too!

Don't say it's not true!

I mean, thankfully, the final film (Breaking Dawn Part 2) was filmed prior to any mischievous behaviour on Kristen's part. Well, I hope this is the case anyway, because otherwise when I sit down to watch it I just know I'll be questioning the lovey-dovey stuff.

I think the fact that Kristen has so publicly apologised to Robert does mean that she is genuinely remorseful and thoroughly ashamed of herself as this couple are usually so private there was a question mark over whether they were even an item at all for ages.

So fingers crossed they'll get over this and live happily ever after. This other man probably lured her into bed under false pretences, I'm sure of it... 

Evil man.


Tuesday 24 July 2012

At last, she has a name!

After having a baby girl over a month ago, Chantelle Houghton and Alex Reid have finally decided on the name Dolly.

As celeb baby names go, I don't think this is too bad, although 'Dolly Reid' sounds a bit odd... Perhaps she's got some elaborate middle name to go with?

Aw look it's baby Dolly Daisy Suzie Woozie Reid.


TOWIE was back on Sunday night and as predicted Gemma and Arg were parading it about as the happy new couple. I'm still not convinced by these two, something just doesn't seem right... My prediction for this series is that Arg will be caught having a fling 'behind Gemma's back' and there will be a blazing row followed by the pair 'splitting up'.

Romance? Pah, more like friends with benefits.

And what about the row between Lucy, Mario, Sam and Joey?!? Again, not 100% convinced here, (someone remind me why I love these programs?) I mean Lucy and Sam go back years so surely if the whole fall-out was over Sam's comment at the end of the last series (rumours about Mario, yawn) then they would have just sat down and talked about it? No, in TOWIE land there's just total silence followed by a good rip-roaring row.

Lucy loves a good finger point.

                      The TOWIE awards

Saturday 21 July 2012

Flirts, prats and break-ups

Watch out Jodie Marsh coz someone's got a crush on Kirk!!


Newly evicted Big Brother housemate Lauren Carre tweeted this earlier today:

"@kirk_official Lovely to meet you last night :) when are we going out? ;)"

Looks like she's not holding out for poor old Adam then... 

Who the hell is this Kirk dude?

In other exciting Big Brother-evictee-related news, fans of Arron Lowe, or, 'Arronators' (give me strength...) have the chance of receiving a phone call from the man himself!!

"I'll be phoning 1 fan & giving 5 signed photos to the runners up. The more you tweet #ImAnArronator the better chance you have xX"

So get tweeting guys!!

Come on arronators where are all the tweets?


...And Michelle Keegan has finally given Max George the boot after a picture emerged of him snogging a blonde in a club the other night. I did think it was a bit dodgy when she called off their engagement for no apparent reason a little while back. Maybe Max couldn't handle the rejection and went looking for love elsewhere!

I'm glad you came... And went.

Related posts: Reality romance

Thursday 19 July 2012

Reality Romance

It seems that LOVE is in the reality TV air this week with all these relationships starting to blossom...

Maria Fowler and Big Brother evictee Arron Lowe have been exchanging a lot of flirty tweets today including the following:

Maria- "Get @ArronLoweOffici back in there ;) someone worth watching haha"

Arron - "haha I'd love to but that would set our date back a little bit! Is it worth it when you can have me to yourself? ;) x"

Let's hope she picks a reliable dress on their date.

Jodie Marsh and Kirk Norcross have finally declared their love for each other! The couple have been doing some rather steamy photo shoots this week. Let's await the engagement party, courtesy of Sugar Hut I'm sure.

The only way is Jodie for Kirk.

Amy Childs and Take Me Out's David Peters have been glamping this week! Yep, the pair took to the great outdoors. Amy was pouting all the way of course.

How do you put up a tent hunnay??

And meanwhile poor singleton Lil Chris from TOWIE seemed to be trying to pull on the motorway tonight...

Lil Chris- "On the m25 car flirting lol"

Nice tyres darlin.

Related posts: Making an a*se of herself

Tuesday 17 July 2012

Joey starts new twitter craze

Joey Essex started a hilarious new trend last night by asking people to...

#TweetAPictureYouCantExplain

And here are a few of the pictures that surfaced:

@JoeyEssex_

@MeganEcock

@_noelcross_

@SamanthaFaiers

@MaxHenwood1

@tafty6

@brown_alexie

@adrianaalpizar

@hollyshmit

@chicken_silecs

...Gotta love a good twitter trend!


And don't forget, new TOWIE starts Sunday!

Ooo reem new group promo guys.

Related posts: Sam Faiers and Joey Essex new reality show

Saturday 14 July 2012

The TOWIE awards

All hail Queen Debs of Essex.

Aw good old Debbie Douglas from TOWIE has been dishing out her own TOWIE awards today. Here's a selection of who won what:

"Towies funniest in everyway everyday @BobbyCNorris"

"Towies most beautiful girl inside and out @LydiaRoseBright obviously !"

"Towies most sincere person by a mile @micky_norcross"

"Towies most handsome ever. Can u all guess ?? @Mario_Falcone"

"Towies don't mess with me duo. What you see is what you get @carakilbey and @BilliMucklow"

"Towies most intelligent and sophisticated @SamanthaFaiers"


Do we agree with her choices??

No awards for Arg or Gemma I see...

Whatever innit.


What does everyone think of Tulisa's new blonde/yellow hair? I think she looked a bit classier as a brunette, or perhaps it's just the outfit choices that are giving me that impression...

My Big Fat Gypsy... oh no wait...

Related posts: New TOWIE cast member...?

Thursday 12 July 2012

Big Brother meltdown

Big Brother watch




Apparently Big Brother producers have had to call in a psychiatrist to speak to Shievonne after she made a remark about feeling suicidal...

It's interesting to watch just how much contestants change once they know they're up for eviction. Prior to this week Shievonne had been pretty unoffensive, a little b*tchy yes, but generally she seemed like quite a laugh. This week, however, she's turned into an absolute monster!

Poor old Deana's been getting the brunt of it (same old story there then eh?) and I'm certain that Shievonne will be leaving over Conor this week, who's actually been acting quite (wait for it) nice...?

Shievonne's gone from this...


All smiles.

...to this


Oh dear.

Related Posts: Big Brother threesome?

Tuesday 10 July 2012

Making an a*se of herself

It always seems like a good idea at the time eh Maria Fowler? Last night whilst on a night out with porn-star pal Gemma Massey, Maria had a slight wardrobe malfunction and split the back of her dress. Making light of the situation a drunken Maria tweeted a pic of her bare bum on show and after an outburst of abuse about the er risque photo she promtly deleted it. Shame it had already gone global...

Bottoms up.

 Annoyed, Maria tweeted:
"Oh come on lol hardly a slut lol it's a bum. The GBP need to chill out. It's a BUM! My dress ripped. It's banter. U shud see wot Im gna post" (sic)

Followed by a pic of her pal Gemma...


The cheek of it.


Related posts: Kirk Norcross' ex reveals SHOCKING new tattoo

Saturday 7 July 2012

Not such a Bachelor?


Not happy.

Well after all the rumours of Spencer Matthews still allegedly seeing Louise Thompson from Made in Chelsea whilst filming The Bachelor, more fuel has been added to the fire...

Louise it seems, cannot keep her feelings in any longer and went to town with a torrent of tweets this morning:

"Dumb and dumber, apparently jess has thunder thighs #spencer"

"As if he would introduce strippers and glamour models to his parents #slores"

"Poor actresses being dubbed #strippersandwhores low lives"

"Apparently all the #BachelorUK girls are styled, what a rubbish stylist!!! Sorry! #nostyle or #originality" 
(sic)

Wow you put those claws away Louise! 

I for one, LOVED The Bachelor last night. I actually think it is my favourite reality show. It's cringey, it's tacky, it's bitchy, it's steamy... It really does tick all the boxes!

It's raining girls, hallelujah it's raining girls.

Related posts: Spencer to be the new bachelor

Friday 6 July 2012

Bad direction

Oh dear dear dear, could the dream be over for One Direction...?

Cute blonde band mate Niall has been caught on camera calling his fans a

"shower of c***s"

as he walked through Dublin airport.

Well Niall it's those c-words that have got you where you are today so I think you could have quiiiite a bit of making up to do...

Silly boy.

Wednesday 4 July 2012

Big Brother threesome?

Disturbing evidence on Twitter hints that Big Brother's Benedict may be planning to direct a new 'film' with Kirk Norcross and Jodie Marsh.

Benedict tweeted:
"@JodieMarsh @kirk_official @bbbots #Threesome Jodie + Kirk + Benedict = I've just found the stars for my new Movie. Previews on Twitter haha"

Kirk replied with:
"@BenedictGarrett @jodiemarsh @bbbots Benedict Garrett you naughty man haha x"

No reply from Jodie as yet...

Run while you can Jodie.


It looks like all the TOWIE lovebirds are still going strong. Lydia Bright and Tom Kilby; Jess Wright and Ricky Rayment; and Sam Faiers and Joey Essex's relationships all appear to have stood the test of time throughout all their trips to Marbs, champagne parties, nights out clubbing ETC ETC...


Reem relationships all round.



Big Brother watch



I think the housemates are officially cracking up! What on earth got into Scott last night?! I hope they can settle these feuds soon or else I think there's going to be some real trouble. I also think, if someone doesn't separate Luke and Ashleigh there will be another kind of encounter before long. Judging from Ashleigh's conversation with the girls last night there's already been some handy work going on...

Yes Ashleigh, we heard you.
Facing eviction this week we've got: Arron, Becky, Conor and Deana. I reckon it'll be close but my guess is Conor will be out.


Related posts: Big Brother bugs?