Leo should keep an eye on his phone

As Katie Price lets rip about ex-Leandro in her column in today's Sun on Sunday, Leo claims that the malicious tweets he posted last week were "not me, someone had my phone." 

Oh come off it Leo not that old chestnut?!?

The tweets which have now conveniently disappeared from his page were pretty harsh but the following ones still show:

"Quiet man .. Make the best decision of my life ... Today I am happy and that is the most important ..."

"But it took some things in the last moments, I returned to rearrange the course. You will find out very soon, what I'm TALKING"

"I am very happy with the decision I just made. London has opened a new opportunity for me. But it is not what you all think......." (sic)

Why doesn't he just say what he's got to say rather than throwing out all these cryptic status'?? Oh, well probably because he's waiting to see which newspaper or magazine will throw him the most money for an interview!

I hate to admit I'm #TeamKatie on this one... These guys know what they're getting involved with when they get with 'the Pricey' and they probably like the idea of the expensive lifestyle that comes with it!

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I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here starts tonight!

The biggest goss going round at the moment about it is that Coronation Street's Helen Flanagan has said she will be snuggling up to Pussycat Doll Ashley Roberts as she is scared of the dark and hates sleeping alone. Oh and there was me thinking she was saying it to get all the male viewers excited? Bless her.

Let's hope it's going to be another hilarious series.

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What's this another new reality girlfriend for Kirk?! Didn't see this one coming but I should think it'll be short lived and end with a good old barney just in time for the next series of TOWIE.

Who hasn't he snogged?

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What about Tulisa's new hairdo on X Factor last night? Going for a bit of a classy, retro look?! Like it. Wasn't sure about Nicole's white suit though... #random.

Not all white Nic.

Another new show, another new do.

The break-up was due to another woman...!

The real reason Chantelle and Alex split up has finally emerged and it doesn't come as much of a surprise...

Chantelle told The Sun that she walked into her house to find Alex had set up some sort of sordid sex dungeon and Roxanne was there!!

#awkward

Chantelle said:

"I went upstairs and it had been turned into a sex dungeon. My underwear was all over the landing. Then I walked into the bedroom and saw Alex dressed as his alter ego Roxanne - in stockings, suspenders, a red wig, make-up and heels."

Bearing in mind the cringe-tastic video plea Alex made for Chantelle when they first split up I can't wait to see what he comes back with this time!!

Lucy Spraggen has decided to leave The X Factor and rumours were rife on Twitter last night as to the real reason why she left.

Some said Lucy had got up to some mischief on Rylan's birthday night out, some said she'd been attacked, but the question is what will happen now...??

#bringbackgamu?

Maria Fowler was snapped leaving hospital recently after having liposuction.

What is wrong with these TOWIE girls? Cara recently had liposuction during the show and I think it's sending out a really bad message to young girls who look up to them.

It's not as if any of these girls are over-weight and if they were then they should be shown losing weight the healthy way not by having it sucked out of them through costly surgery?!

Is Arg moving on from Gemma with 'good friend' Emily Attack??

The pair seemed cozy at a recent halloween do. Maybe Emily's loving Arg's new hairdo?!

Diags caught with his trousers down

Oh dear Diags you should have really taken this classy lady somewhere a bit more private than an alley behind a night-club if you didn't wanna get papped with your trousers down...

The TOWIE star made a joke of the pictures this morning tweeting:

"Haha never taking life too seriously!! #meserious #havealaughyoullfeelbetter! #laughasuarusrex" (sic)


It seems Diags is quite the ladies man off-screen as he's pictured with more and more strings of girls on nights out!

Mark Wright who??

There was some serious tension on last night's X Factor when Gary Barlow laid into Tulisa telling her she had 'fag-ash breath'!

The random attack came after Tulisa gave her feedback on one of Gary's acts.

Will Tulisa forgive Gary? Is Gary under too much pressure considering recent personal events? Will Tulisa be sure to pack some polo's for next weeks show??

The fairy-tale is over yet again for Katie Price as she and Leo call it a day.

Well, at least she didn't marry this one before they broke up? 

My top tips for Katie would be:
-If you're going to get another new bloke straight away keep out of the public eye for at least a week (?!) to try and regain any dignity.

-Don't get any more men's names tattoo'd on your body, you'll end up looking like a wall of graffiti.

-Or better still, stay single!

Not a great look Kate.

I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! will be returning to our screen soon and I can't WAIT! Here are some of the rumoured contestants:

Georgia Salpa

Maria Fowler (isn't she rumoured to be in every reality show?)

Rebecca Adlington

Helen Flanagan

Made in Chelsea stars' sleepovers and stitch-ups

Made In Chelsea starts again tonight and Louise Thompson is "curious to see what everyone thinks". 

Well, she's blatantly been seeing Spencer again judging by her recent uploaded pictures including this:

Could just be a friendly sleepover I guess.

Poor Millie Mackintosh got rather stitched up last week when boyfriend Professor Green prank-called her during a live interview on Nick Grimshaw's new Radio 1 breakfast show.

Jokers.

Pro' called her to say that unfortunately he'd been snapped by photographers holding hands with tabloid favourite Imogen Thomas which, understandably, didn't go down too well with Millie.

After revealing that the whole thing was in fact a prank, Millie tweeted: 

"Let's just say someone isn't getting any.... For a while"

Not happy.

And it seems Imogen wasn't best pleased at being the butt of the joke either, tweeting:

"Wish ppl would shut up about that prank this morning! Seriously wasnt that funny! and not very believable. Trolls do 1....!!!!!!!!" (sic)

What's so bad about being snapped with me anyway?

The X Factor's Ella Henderson must have been well chuffed this weekend when superstar Adele tweeted this to her 10 million followers:

"Ella Henderson on X Factor is absolutely incredible! I LOVE her!! Good luck xx"

Go Ella.

Doesn't get much better than that does it?! Although Rylan has been getting continued support from big stars such as Amy Childs and Katie Price...

Pouting pals.

Looks like the fairytale could be over for Mario and Lucy judging by last nights TOWIE... Naughty Mario's been caught sending flirty messages to a couple of Mick's Sugar Hut Honeys *GASPS*.

Dam Sugar Hut Honeys...

Why on earth are these two still together? They've cheated more times than Lance Armstrong and neither of them ever look very happy when they're with each other.

And Gemma, Sam and Billie look like they're trying to get in shape in this pic secretly snapped of them warming up in a park in Brentwood yesterday morning during filming.

Netball training sesh perhaps??

The Fix Factor

The X Factor was exciting this weekend wasn't it?

Well, the performances weren't but the drama of Louis trying to decide who to send home out of Rylan and Carolyn certainly was.

Confused.com.

Bearing in mind it was the first of the live shows, I was shocked at how bland the performances were. Don't get me wrong I think Ella Henderson is absolutely amazing and I have a bit of a soft spot for Jahmene Douglas but the rest are all totally forgettable.

Stars of the show.

One thing I'll never understand about The X Factor is why they always have to have the 'joke act'? We've had Jedward, Wagner, Johnny Robinson (who was only passed the 'jokers crown' when that barmy Goldie Cheung walked out) etc and this year we have Rylan Clark!

Golden performance?

I mean, Rylan's a funny guy but has he really got 'the x factor'?! And has poor Carolyn who was booted off got it?! I don't think so...

Of course Louis was going to keep Rylan in though because the producers know that he's getting a lot more media coverage than Carolyn, plus the more 'controversial' it all is the more attention it will get and therefore more viewers will tune in! Simples!

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Strictly Come Dancing was good fun this weekend. I don't usually get into this program but I have to say I watched it all and it was much more entertaining than The X Factor.

New judge Darcey Bussell's been getting a lot of stick for the way she ends every comment with 'yah?' but I think they should give her a break!

I give good advise, yah?

She gave all the contestants some really good advise after their performances and I think that's what they need rather than silly comments or being slated, especially on week one.

And who could believe the star of the show was Mandy Dingle?! Er I mean Lisa Riley! She was FAB and I hope she continues to be.

Dancing Dingle.

Anyone been keeping up with The Valleys? I must say I haven't tuned in since the first episode but I did see this interesting picture that Carley, one of the 'stars', had posted on Twitter earlier:

"Anyone recon I got a bit drunk last night???" (sic)

Oh dear.

Battle of the flashy cars

It seems that there may still be some bitterness between ex's Jodie Marsh and Kirk Norcross as they each tweet pictures of their new cars.

Jodie uploaded this picture yesterday with the caption: 

"Oh I love my new car. Sitting watching a DVD while I wait for my bulldog Cybil to have an operation #spiderpig x x"

Ooo a dvd player.

Then today Kirk has uploaded a picture of his new car...

"Niiice! #NewCar #FreeView #ThatShitCray" (sic)

Ooo freeview.

It's all a bit petty don't you think? Talk about show-offs! 

I was glad to see on Wednesday's TOWIE Joey Essex still has his little car, even though it did look a bit worse for wear.

Not looking all-white.

TOWIE back with a bombshell

A Bombshell or two I should say? 

Firstly an original TOWIE favourite Kirk Norcross is back! I was of the understanding that once they'd left, they couldn't come back? But maybe Mick's pulled a few strings at the top to get Kirky-boy back on screen.

Looks bored already.

To be fair, apart from Big Brother it's not as if Kirk has gone all out to try and reinvent himself with other reality shows or opened his own shop etc so why shouldn't he come back? Plus he seems to have a new girlfriend every other week so he'll hopefully add some spice to the new series.

Secondly *SHOCK HORROR* Gemma and Arg have split up.

I refer you back to my post from 24th July 2012 when I wrote: 

"I'm still not convinced by these two, something just doesn't seem right... My prediction for this series is that Arg will be caught having a fling 'behind Gemma's back' and there will be a blazing row followed by the pair 'splitting up'."

Ok, so they didn't split up in that series but I guess they had to at least try and make it seem genuine.

I love the way when Joey asked Arg if he cheated in Ibiza he said:

"This is the truth, I did sleep with girls. Well, I did have fun... Yeah well, I did have fun in Ibiza and I met some nice people but that's as far as it goes."

Knew I should have practised this.

Errr right! I'm sure if Gemma was his girlfriend she'll be over the moon at that explanation.

Danni's worried about taking things 'too far' with Charlie but really I don't think she's got too much to worry about do you? He seems like a real gent...

"I love checking myself out in your sunglasses."

Meanwhile I see Gemma and Bobby are pals again. It was good to see them back b*tching together over dinner about Charlie and his new girlfriend.

"I'm so not bovvered..."

Poor old Frankie Essex is worried that her new boobs are too big while strangely brother Joey is not worried that his sunglasses are too big.

"Problem?"

All in all not a bad new start to the series but I reckon a few new characters could be what we need to really keep us on our toes.