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Here are my opinions on all the latest goings-on within the fascinating world of the rich and famous, or more often, that of the z-list wannabes. My love of reality TV and all things celebrity fuel this page and I invite comments from any fellow ‘trash-tv’ enthusiasts! Enjoy.

Thursday 30 August 2012

Get Julie out!!


Right. I'm starting a Celebrity Big Brother campaign which some might find quite controversial but you've probably guessed from the title that it is to GET JULIE OUT!!


 I'm sorry, I know the woman is a Coronation Street legend and she was fairly comical when she first entered the house but her true colours are starting to show and they're NOT good.




On day one she entered the house as a dithering, eccentric-looking old dear who acted as if she'd never watched an episode of Big Brother in her life and had no idea how she'd even ended up there.


It was quite amusing. But her cracks started to show on day two when she nominated Coleen for eviction telling the others that "Coleen misses her kids" much to the annoyance of Coleen who clearly wasn't missing her kids in the slightest.


This was clearly a tactical vote for someone who Julie viewed as a strong competitor in the game.




Her campaign of hate for Coleen has slowly but surely escalated since that first nomination and this week we saw her spreading her evil from housemate to housemate.


She told some of the lads about how in the pie throwing task Coleen had slapped a pie in her face with "such a force". - A complete lie! As proven when the clip was re-shown and Coleen was seen gently smearing the cream pie in Julie's face, as per the task.


Last night, Julie aka 'the grandmother' in the house (ha!) smiled sweetly at Coleen as she passed her before quickly swooping in on Julian to tell him he must "be very careful" of Coleen and indicated that she had seen some sort of dodgy behaviour from her during the latest task.


And aside from her backstabbing Coleen (and others) was there any need for this...

Eww...
So from now on I am backing Coleen. Get it? Got it? Good!

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Monday 27 August 2012

Celebrity lion watch


As reports of a lion being spotted in Essex began circulating last night, our favourite Essex stars seem to be on the look out for the big cat lurking on their territory...



James 'Arg' Argent "Whats the news about Lion's loose in Essex!? Im scared! Is it near Chigwell!?!?" (sic)














Lydia Bright "There is a lion on the loose in Essex as if we need any more drama hahahaha x"












Mick Norcross "We know how to keep #Essex on the map while #TOWIE is off air just let your lion out for a walk !"








James 'Diags' Bennewith "You gotta be lion!! There can't be a lion casually doing bits in essex #lionhunter"






Olly Murs "Haha #happybankollyday to you all.. Just seen you all tweeting this!! HIGH 5's all round.. Hav 2 missions today.. Studio & find essex lion. (sic)



Amy Childs "Anyone seen the lion in #essex yet?"
















Frankie Essex "Is there a LION in essex?"








Sunday 26 August 2012

The X Factor Flop


I don't know if it's just me being over-critical, but this latest series of X Factor is ridiculous and it's driving me to the point of wanting to boycott it altogether (I'm sure it won't get to that point don't panic...).

But seriously, it has done nothing but really wind me up so far!

In the first episode, the producers spent 15 minutes building up to this one particular act and I thought well, we must be about to see something sensational here so we'll let them off... But alas, no, he was absolutely terrible. (Louis Armstrong 'impersonator').

Bad.
Last night we had the same thing happen again with some long-haired twit who was blatantly hoping he'd get spotted for a part on TOWIE.

They spent the whole first part of the show interviewing this character to then finally show his performance which was, again, bl**dy terrible.

Worse.
Fair enough, show the rubbish ones if they're hysterically funny with it but these weren't even that!

And what is the deal with all the filming at the contestants houses 'before' they go for their audition? Are the producers psychic and know who's house to go and film in before they've even had an audition or told them where they come from?!

It's as if they're trying to turn it in to a TOWIE/Made in Chelsea style program, which it's not!

If they're going to insist on only showing us five contestants a week out of all the thousands of auditions then at least pick some either really good ones, OR really funny ones.

*Just for the record, the Pink impersonator was very entertaining, some more like that would make it much better!

Spot on!


Monday 20 August 2012

Cher Lloyd attacked on stage at V festival



It really upset me to hear about the treatment Cher Lloyd got at V festival this weekend. 

Ok, now I know she's not exactly everyone's cup of tea and I understand why. I mean when the feisty little wannabe burst onto our screens on The X Factor in 2010, though I felt she was a good singer, she was irritating and a little over-confident at times.

But after finishing X Factor and releasing her first single the young aspiring pop-star was subjected to a torrent of online abuse from Twitter 'trolls' and no matter how feisty a person you are, I'm pretty sure for a 18 year old girl this was an extremely upsetting.

So now, when Cher is invited to perform at V festival, for which she must have been incredibly nervous, she is not only booed throughout her performance but is also subjected to bottles of URINE being thrown at her.

I can hear people giggling as they're reading this now, but seriously, can you imagine how this must have felt?!

I think if she comes back standing tall after this then good on her. I quite like her catchy little songs and I don't care what anyone thinks about that! Please don't throw a bottle of p*ss at me though for goodness sake...



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Saturday 18 August 2012

Nominations are in and the claws are out


Just when the celebrity house mates appeared to be getting along swimmingly Big Brother went and threw a spanner in the works (evil laugh...).

Last night each of the housemates had to nominate live AND face-to-face.

There were anxious expressions all round and whines of "ohhhh why are they making us do this it's so hard..." Erm hello? You're on Big Brother what on earth did you expect?!

Once the painstaking process got under-way some quite surprising nominations and reasons were revealed, such as Julie nominating Coleen because she "might be missing her children".

Hmm, the more likely reason I reckon is that she sees her as a threat!

It ended up with Rhian and Jasmine up for eviction and Jasmine took it surprisingly... BADLY.

Wouldn't wanna bump into her in a dark alley.
So the battle is on for these two models who've each had flings with famous men. Oh no, hang on, Rhian didn't do anything with Vernon Kay did she?

He sent me a text, so then I sent him a text and then...
I bet Samantha Brick's head was in a right spin thinking of all the stuff she's going to write about 'pretty girls' when she comes out!

Talking of pretty girls, I see ex-Celebrity Big Brother housemate Jackie Stallone's had some more work done bless her. She's 90!!!

Oh my god Jackie?! ... Yeah, Jackie.

Wednesday 15 August 2012

Celebrity Big Brother 2012 is here

With the previous housemates beds still warm (urrgghh sudden mental image of Luke S and Ashleigh's...) the next residents are already in and unpacking their stuff!

Ok, so I didn't get the line-up exactly right, but some of my rumoured housemates are in!

And here they all are:

1. Julie Goodyear

Julie said she was frightened about entering the house and that she doesn't like loud, drunk people. Uh ohhhh this could be a recipe for disaster.


Cheers cocker.

2. Cheryl Fergison


Cheryl hasn't got a game-plan but she said she has got a few choice words if they (the other housemates) f*** her off...! She loves singing and thinks she might be a bit annoying. We'll see.


A Cheryl that actually sings? Blimey.

3. Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino

The US reality star from Jersey Shore says if there's a hot girl in the house he's 'in there'! He also said: "When you look at me one word just says THE GREATNESS." Righto Mike.


Is he going to get into some 'situations' in the house?
4. Julian Clary

Julian says he doesn't like the sound of people breathing, coughing or snoring and will mostly miss his dogs. He also added that he has to have an afternoon enema. Nice.


Hope he doesn't hit a bum note with the housemates.

5. Rhian Sugden

Rhian is just a 'normal' girl with big boobs (her words). She wants to show what she's really like and banish people's opinions of her since the Vernon Kay 'sex-textin' rumours.


Wonder if Tess will be watching.
6. MC Harvey

Harvey is a rapper/presenter/footballer (??) and describes himself as a loving and fun guy and can't be doing with fake people.


How long before he brings up Cheryl Cole in the house?

7. Samantha Brick

Surprisingly, Samantha doesn't think she'll be the prettiest housemate! She says she will deal with confrontation in the house the way she deals with her dogs and never back down.


Baby I light up my world like nobody else...
8. Prince Lorenzo Borghese

This guy appeared on the American version of reality TV show 'The Bachelor'. He's used to having 'help around the house' and describes himself as a nice, likable guy. Yeah, we'll make our own mind up about that.


Will this bachelor find his dream girl in this house?
9. Danika Thrall

Danika appeared on the enlightening documentary 'Sex, lies and rinsing guys'. She said when she's at home she loves to walk round her house naked but probably won't be doing that in the house. She will miss her dad, twin and dog Willy.


Let's see if she tries to rinse the Prince.
10. Ashley Mckenzie

Team GB's judo champ took part in the Olympics. He said he won't use his judo on anyone in the house... Unless he needs to. 

Go for gold in there Ash.
11. Coleen Nolan

Loose woman Coleen is excited to be going into the house and said that people who are famous for kiss and tells wind her up. Could be awkward.

She's in the mood for dancing Big Brother.
12. Jasmine Lennard

The 'super b*tch says there's a reason people call her the devil and that she knows a lot more about Rhian Sugden than Rhian knows... Could be interesting.


She's just a devil woman.
13. Martin Kemp

Martin admits he has a game-plan to win Big Brother and will be very nervous if Big Brother gets him to sing in front of the housemates.


He is GOLD. But will his game-plan work?

So they are our housemates! What do we reckon? Well with a bunch of comedians, models, b*tches, actors and journalists it could make for some VERY interesting viewing...

Tuesday 14 August 2012

Willys and wannabes

So Luke A was our winner of Big Brother. I was kinda hoping Adam would have pipped him to the post as I think he seemed like a real genuine guy (and no, I'm not being condescending about Luke here...) Plus I can't help thinking Luke A wouldn't have even been picked for the house had it not been for his erm, uniqueness. However, all in all, I'm glad it was one of the 'soldiers' who won and none of those other backstabbing bullies. Just a shame half the prize fund had already been handed to one of the them. 

Roll on Wednesday night and the start of Celebrity Big Brother!


Hope he buys himself something willy nice with the money.

There were tears and tantrums in TOWIE on Sunday weren't there?! It seems when Jess claimed to have shown Ricky 'all of the texts' to Tom P she was telling porkies...! And what is the deal with this new 'geezer' Jamie Reed who says he's slept with half the cast? Poor old Frankie was devastated about they way he 'disrespected' her wasn't she! Maybe she thought he was 'the one'?! Could the boots of the long departed Mark Wright finally be getting filled?



You wannabe.


Saturday 11 August 2012

Gemma lets rip at Arg over cheating rumours

All is really not well on the reality romance front this week and this time it's Gemma Collins and James 'Arg' Argent who are on the rocks!

After Arg was snapped getting a taxi home with two mystery girls last night, Gemma took to twitter this afternoon with:

"@RealJamesArgent you slept with someone else last night you disgust me you cheat !!!!"

Red with rage Gemma.
This comment was swiftly removed and followed by a string of re-tweets from Gemma's supportive fans and then:

"Taking a twitter break for a while guys due to personal upset will be back soon x"

Meanwhile Arg replied with:

"Accusations because of a picture of my friend n his cousins, Not even a rumour or any truth at all. Call before u take 2 Twitter, So unfair!" (sic)

Nope, can't tell who this is as he's covering his face.
So what do we all reckon? Is Arg doing the dirty on Gemma? Has Gemma got it wrong? Or is it all a publicity stunt? ...heaven forbid!


Friday 10 August 2012

Rumoured Celebrity Big Brother Line up

With this series of Big Brother swiftly approaching the final, rumours are rife about who will be entering the Celebrity Big Brother house next Wednesday (15th August).

Here are some of the suspected participants:




Lauren Goodger


The TOWIE babe could be set to follow in former TOWIE-pals Amy Childs and Kirk Norcross' footsteps by branching out and taking part in a different reality show. This would mean the end for her TOWIE contract though surely?








Lee Ryan

The former boy-band member from 'Blue' has stated on twitter that he is not going into Big Brother as he is too busy working on the next Blue album. But, they always say things like that don't they?










Martin Kemp

The ex-Eastender and Spandau Ballet star could be singing his way into the house. He's apparently said he's loved the latest series of BB.














Julie Goodyear

The ex-corrie legend could be this year's eccentric older housemate. There's always one isn't there?













 Julian Clary

The make-up wearing stand-up comedian could give us some laughs in the house.







.


Jasmine Lennard (who?)

Model and ex of Simon Cowell (ah, that makes sense now) could be spilling some goss on the X-Factor  mogul.






MC Harvey

The ex So Solid Crew member and all round plonka is no doubt thinking up some more 'revelations' to divulge to the nation (remember that so called fling with Cheryl Cole?).






Samantha Brick

The journalist who claimed that women hated her because she was so beautiful could have problems fitting in with the ladies in the house.







Cheryl Ferguson

The Eastenders favourite should be good fun in the house, plus she'll have plenty to talk about with the other soap-stars.













Rhian Sugden 

Page 3 girl Rhian looks set to be the eye candy for the lads this year.  There's not much eye candy for the girls though??



Tuesday 7 August 2012

Celebrity love triangle

Uh oh looks like the fairy-tale is well and truly over for Jodie Marsh and Kirk Norcross!

Well it did all seem a bit much when they were doing naked photo shoots and all sorts when they'd only been seeing each other a few days.

While Jodie was busy sunning herself in Barbados, Kirk was busy selling his story to Reveal Magazine about how the pair were no longer together as Jodie wouldn't sleep with him.


Watch out Kirk.
Kirk said Jodie was only using him for publicity and once he'd realised she wasn't even going to sleep with him he thought it best that they were just friends...

Kirk also revealed that his perfect woman was his ex-girlfriend Gemma Massey, who he said he treated really badly when they were together. Hinting for a reunion much Kirk?

Meanwhile Jodie has hit back on Twitter saying:

"Dumped cos I wouldn't immediately have sex, stories sold on me, lies told about me. All this & I thought we were friends #Hurt :-("

Kirk then tweeted:

"Get over it! We was never 2getha love! Never talked or thought about it! It was nothing! Get over it! Just done the story to tell the truth" (sic)

Meanwhile Gemma Massey is keeping surprisingly quiet, tweeting:

"Getting called Perfect in today @RevealMag"


Kirk clearly doesn't have this t-shirt.
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