Celebrity Big Brother 2012 is here

With the previous housemates beds still warm (urrgghh sudden mental image of Luke S and Ashleigh's...) the next residents are already in and unpacking their stuff!

Ok, so I didn't get the line-up exactly right, but some of my rumoured housemates are in!

And here they all are:

1. Julie Goodyear

Julie said she was frightened about entering the house and that she doesn't like loud, drunk people. Uh ohhhh this could be a recipe for disaster.

Cheers cocker.

2. Cheryl Fergison


Cheryl hasn't got a game-plan but she said she has got a few choice words if they (the other housemates) f*** her off...! She loves singing and thinks she might be a bit annoying. We'll see.

A Cheryl that actually sings? Blimey.

3. Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino

The US reality star from Jersey Shore says if there's a hot girl in the house he's 'in there'! He also said: "When you look at me one word just says THE GREATNESS." Righto Mike.

Is he going to get into some 'situations' in the house?

4. Julian Clary

Julian says he doesn't like the sound of people breathing, coughing or snoring and will mostly miss his dogs. He also added that he has to have an afternoon enema. Nice.

Hope he doesn't hit a bum note with the housemates.

5. Rhian Sugden

Rhian is just a 'normal' girl with big boobs (her words). She wants to show what she's really like and banish people's opinions of her since the Vernon Kay 'sex-textin' rumours.

Wonder if Tess will be watching.

6. MC Harvey

Harvey is a rapper/presenter/footballer (??) and describes himself as a loving and fun guy and can't be doing with fake people.

How long before he brings up Cheryl Cole in the house?

7. Samantha Brick

Surprisingly, Samantha doesn't think she'll be the prettiest housemate! She says she will deal with confrontation in the house the way she deals with her dogs and never back down.

Baby I light up my world like nobody else...

8. Prince Lorenzo Borghese

This guy appeared on the American version of reality TV show 'The Bachelor'. He's used to having 'help around the house' and describes himself as a nice, likable guy. Yeah, we'll make our own mind up about that.

Will this bachelor find his dream girl in this house?

9. Danika Thrall

Danika appeared on the enlightening documentary 'Sex, lies and rinsing guys'. She said when she's at home she loves to walk round her house naked but probably won't be doing that in the house. She will miss her dad, twin and dog Willy.

Let's see if she tries to rinse the Prince.

10. Ashley Mckenzie

Team GB's judo champ took part in the Olympics. He said he won't use his judo on anyone in the house... Unless he needs to. 

Go for gold in there Ash.

11. Coleen Nolan

Loose woman Coleen is excited to be going into the house and said that people who are famous for kiss and tells wind her up. Could be awkward.

She's in the mood for dancing Big Brother.

12. Jasmine Lennard

The 'super b*tch says there's a reason people call her the devil and that she knows a lot more about Rhian Sugden than Rhian knows... Could be interesting.

She's just a devil woman.

13. Martin Kemp

Martin admits he has a game-plan to win Big Brother and will be very nervous if Big Brother gets him to sing in front of the housemates.

He is GOLD. But will his game-plan work?

So they are our housemates! What do we reckon? Well with a bunch of comedians, models, b*tches, actors and journalists it could make for some VERY interesting viewing...