Amy Childs ignites TOWIE row

Amy Childs has started a row today by writing in her New Magazine column that viewers have "had enough" of Mario Falcone and Lucy Mecklenburgh's relationship on TOWIE.

We've had enough hunnay.

Mario hit back on Twitter saying: 

"According to a former Towie cast member some of us have run out of story lines... Think that certain airhead has run out of products to...

bring out after her piece of rubbish programme fell flat on its face... Yes it was all about you and yes it was crap!!" (sic)

What you sayin'?

Oooo...


Well, to be fair, I think Mario has a point.


Amy also wrote in her column that Chloe Sims and Lauren Pope have "run out of stories" hinting that they could be getting the chop from the next series.

As if they'll axe us party animals?

As Cheryl Cole once said (with reference to Cher Lloyd):

"Be careful who you kick on your way up, they kick you twice as hard on your way back down..."

In other words I think Amy should remember that if it wasn't for TOWIE none of us would know who she was. And as her show It's All About Amy didn't exactly sky-rocket in the ratings department, she might have to send the TOWIE producers her CV again soon...

Oh, and talking of TOWIE, I see Chloe Sims has a book coming out called The Only Way Is Up - My Story. If it's going to be all about boob jobs, botox and bum jobs I think I might have to give that one a miss though (bit squeamish). 

No offence Chlo'.

Celebrity lion watch

As reports of a lion being spotted in Essex began circulating last night, our favourite Essex stars seem to be on the look out for the big cat lurking on their territory...

James 'Arg' Argent "Whats the news about Lion's loose in Essex!? Im scared! Is it near Chigwell!?!?" (sic)

Lydia Bright "There is a lion on the loose in Essex as if we need any more drama hahahaha x"

Mick Norcross "We know how to keep #Essex on the map while #TOWIE is off air just let your lion out for a walk !"

James 'Diags' Bennewith "You gotta be lion!! There can't be a lion casually doing bits in essex #lionhunter"

Olly Murs "Haha #happybankollyday to you all.. Just seen you all tweeting this!! HIGH 5's all round.. Hav 2 missions today.. Studio & find essex lion. (sic)

Amy Childs "Anyone seen the lion in #essex yet?"

Frankie Essex "Is there a LION in essex?"

Reality Romance

It seems that LOVE is in the reality TV air this week with all these relationships starting to blossom...

Maria Fowler and Big Brother evictee Arron Lowe have been exchanging a lot of flirty tweets today including the following:

Maria- "Get @ArronLoweOffici back in there ;) someone worth watching haha"

Arron - "haha I'd love to but that would set our date back a little bit! Is it worth it when you can have me to yourself? ;) x"

Let's hope she picks a reliable dress on their date.

Jodie Marsh and Kirk Norcross have finally declared their love for each other! The couple have been doing some rather steamy photo shoots this week. Let's await the engagement party, courtesy of Sugar Hut I'm sure.

The only way is Jodie for Kirk.

Amy Childs and Take Me Out's David Peters have been glamping this week! Yep, the pair took to the great outdoors. Amy was pouting all the way of course.

How do you put up a tent hunnay??

And meanwhile poor singleton Lil Chris from TOWIE seemed to be trying to pull on the motorway tonight...

Lil Chris- "On the m25 car flirting lol"

Nice tyres darlin.

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Adele is pregnant

It has just been announced on Twitter that singer Adele is pregnant. Pal Lily Allen tweeted to say: 

"Wow. Adeles preggers ! Congratumalations to her and Simon !" (sic)

I reckon all the drama and excitement that goes with pregnancy and childbirth should give her some good fuel for the next album.

Never mind I'll find a babysitter for yoooouuuuu....

It was battle of the bimbo's on Twitter yesterday when Nicola McLean and Imogen Thomas went to war.

The row started when Nicola posted a picture of Imogen from a magazine which had the headline: "How to cope with attention seekers."

Imogen hit back with: "I actually think this Nicola Mclean woman is obsessed with me. U are one BIG BULLY. Pls grow up and leave me alone. Sad little troll." (sic)

Nicola replied: "Someone needs to chill hardly bullying???? Another way of getting a attention????" (sic)

Back to Imogen: "Mayb Nicola Mclean needs 2b educated on whats on the news these days&why ppl commit suicide. Cyber Bullying is nasty & I will not tolerate it" (sic)

I think they could both do with some educating to be honest...

Calling me a bully????

I'm so annoyed I forgot to put my bra on.

Amy Childs has a new boyfriend and it's a former contestant from ITV's Take Me Out. I think these two could be quite well suited, they're both orange, and er, they have both been on TV?? Interview in OK magazine next week, betcha'.

Make sure the paps see us hunnay...

Big Brother watch

Big Brother has come under fire once again and this time it's for letting a housemate 'get away' with making what could have been interpreted as a racist comment.

In last nights show posh-girl Caroline hit out at fellow housemate Adam and described him as a 'ridiculous gorilla' during a rant to posh-wannabe Scott.

Big Brother called Caroline into the diary room to remind her of the rules and to warn her that her comments could have been offensive...

Caroline feeling uncomfortably guilty after her telling off. 

Am I the only person who thinks she has got off VERY LIGHTLY in comparison to poor old Jade Goody who made a very similar mistake on Celebrity Big Brother back in 2005?

Jade was forced to leave the house to an extremely frosty reception with no crowd and was then interrogated by a not-so-friendly-as-usual Davina McCall.

I'm not condoning what Jade said at the time in any way. BUT I don't believe it was meant in a racist way, as with Caroline's remark, but why should Caroline get off scott-free?