So Britain’s Got Talent 2012 was won by a dog! Great news I
say. Pudsey the dog had a lot more life in him than some of the dreary singers
on this year’s final. I get sick and tired of obnoxious kids standing up on the
stage bold as brass, oozing with confidence when most of us hardly have the
balls to even do karaoke without half a dozen jager bombs inside us first.
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| Pudsey papped having a wee. |
I’m so relieved that
TOWIE is back on our screens tonight. With no episode last Wednesday or Sunday
I was starting to get the shakes from the lack of my twice-weekly fix. Of course
it gets more ridiculous every series but it’s still as addictive as hell. I’ve
come to the conclusion that it’s time for Nanny Pat to get the boot though. I
mean, she was ever so cute in series 1, bringing Mark his dinner and doing his
washing with a few added words of ‘old-person’ wisdom thrown in. But now she
comes across as, well to put it bluntly, an old witch! Scenes of her bitching
with Carol and Jess have really done her no favours.
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| Yep you heard, time to retire. |
I hear Amy Childs wants to be hooked up with Olly Murs.
According to Amy, they could be the new ‘Essex power couple’. Hmm anyone get the impression Amy’s fed up of
being out of the limelight for five minutes?
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| Oh my god hunnay, where've all the paps gone? |
Have you seen Nicola Roberts’ (more commonly referred to as ‘the
ugly one’ from Girls Aloud) new hairdo? I’ve always admired the way she has
maintained her individuality and not been pressured by the media to be ‘like
everyone else’. Ok so she's not the first celeb to dye her hair pink but you won't see a hint of fake tan on her and I think she looks great.
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| No more ginger jokes. |
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