Spencer to be the new bachelor

So Made In Chelsea's love-rat Spencer is going to be the star of the next 'The Bachelor'. For anyone who didn't see the last series of this, it featured Gavin Henson and was PURE entertainment! Gavin ended up picking the absolute mega b*tch from the line-up of bimbo's who all had to do tasks and go on dates with him every week. It was no surprise to hear that their relationship didn't last long after the show finished. So if old posho Spenny is going to be the bachelor what about poor Louise? Knew she should have stuck with Jamie.

Come and get it girls!

Jessie J has said she wants to stop dressing like a transvestite. I don't think this is Jessie's problem. I think the problem is that she should have stuck to singing and not got involved with a TV program that's turned out to be a flop and irritated millions of viewers with her annoying traits in the process. Before the show all we thought of her was wow what an amazing voice she has!

I like to do it like a dude, and what?

Amy Childs is going to have another boob job to take her up to a DD as she's not happy with her already 'saggy' pair. Do we not think it's sad that at just 21 she feels the need to do this? I wonder, had she still been living in the real world working as a beautician and there'd been no TOWIE (shock horror!) would she still be putting herself through this? And one last thought, if her boobs are sagging now, when she gets a bigger pair won't this make them worse...?

How's she gonna fit the new pair in that dress??

Sunday night was the last in this series of TOWIE until the Marbs' special! I think the producers are having a laugh if they think we're to believe the whole Arg and Gemma love story! I mean come on, they really are clutching at straws now aren't they? I've never seen such an awkward kiss and what happened to Rami?! Very silly. Think they need to bring in some new characters if they're having to make up stories about the old ones.

That's it Arg, don't forget to touch her bum...